The people's Bitcoin reserve vehicle

Trade shitcoins. Harvest Bitcoin.

FARMSTR turns degen volume into a growing Bitcoin reserve. No suits. No boardrooms. Just fees, fields, and orange harvest.

Enter the field See the machinery

01Volume goes in

02Bitcoin comes out

03The reserve grows

Frogichael Saylor approved

Field note 001

Corporate treasury, but make it agricultural.

We fixed MSTR.

MicroStrategy has a board. FARMSTR has a barn. Both chase Bitcoin; only one lets the internet do the farming.

“MSTR is FARMSTR with extra steps.”

— Frogichael Saylor, Chief Harvest Officer

The machinery

From weeds to wheat.

Every trade feeds a simple loop. Activity funds the harvest; the harvest strengthens the field.

Trade

Degens rotate the crop. The market does what the market does best: churn.

High-velocity soil

Tax

A slice of activity is routed to the protocol harvest—plain, visible, automatic.

Programmatic irrigation

Harvest

The protocol converts fees into WBTC and grows the reserve over time.

Orange crops only

$FARMSTR volume→Protocol fee→ WBTC reserve→Permanent harvest

Live field telemetry

Proof, not promises.

The tax is permanent. The receipts are public. The tractors refresh this board every sixty seconds.

Connecting to the field… Live data loading

POH tracker

Proof of Harvest

#001

Total WBTC harvested 0.00061831 WBTC ≈ $48.80 at current WBTC price

Wallets paid: 16
Receipts sent: 16
Back in the silo: $19.86
Last harvest: 25 AUG 2026

Next harvest silo $19.86 / $50.00

Eligible wallets must hold at least $20 of FARMSTR at the distribution snapshot. Permanent tax: 1%. Approximately 2.5% covers network and operating costs. USD values move with WBTC.

Live ledger ↗ POH #001 receipt ↗

Institutional displacement unit

The MSTR flip counter

FARMSTR market cap $6.47K $0.000006473 per FARMSTR

MSTR est. market cap $44.96B $127.53 per MSTR

Tractor multiplier required 6.9M× $44.96B left to flip

Operation flip MSTR 0.000014%

Bar uses a clearly labeled log scale so the tractor is visible. The percentage above is the actual market-cap ratio.

FARMSTR data: Dexscreener. MSTR estimate: current share price × 352.534M latest reported diluted shares (Q2 2026). This counter is satire, not a valuation model. SEC basis ↗

Receipt / #001 0.00061831 WBTC distributed to 16 wallets 25 AUG 2026 Inspect ↗

Institutional-grade agriculture

Choose your treasury vehicle.

One has quarterly calls. The other has a tractor.

Feature MSTR FARMSTR

Chief executiveMichael Saylor Frogichael Saylor

Primary machineryConvertible notes Reserve tractor

Board meetingsFar too many Absolutely none

CropCommon stock Orange coins

Ticker has vowelsNo Also no

Farm-grown treasury asset

$FARMSTR

Crop yield may vary. Conviction should not.

Farm gate / Live on Solana

The field is live.

FARMSTR has launched on Solana mainnet. Verify the official mint below before using any market or wallet. Nothing invented. Nothing hidden.

Ticker: $FARMSTR
Chain: Solana
Initial mint: 1 billion
Reward crop: WBTC
Dev first buy: 2.5%
Mint authority: Revoked

Official mint / contract address 5DpCizLgdHx5GHovDmdGL3qfDAsd65XVdrasEiCZAhFN

Trade on StonkFun

Official mint: 5DpCizLgdHx5GHovDmdGL3qfDAsd65XVdrasEiCZAhFN. Verify it character by character—never trust a screenshot or reply.

Field manual

Read before operating heavy machinery.

Is FARMSTR affiliated with Strategy or Michael Saylor?+

No. FARMSTR is an independent internet-native project and a work of satire.

Where is the contract address?+

The verified Solana mint is 5DpCizLgdHx5GHovDmdGL3qfDAsd65XVdrasEiCZAhFN.

What does the reserve mechanism do?+

A permanent 1% transfer tax funds holder rewards in the paired WBTC token. The tax rate is immutable on-chain.