Trade
Degens rotate the crop. The market does what the market does best: churn.
High-velocity soilThe people's Bitcoin reserve vehicle
Trade shitcoins. Harvest Bitcoin.
FARMSTR turns degen volume into a growing Bitcoin reserve. No suits. No boardrooms. Just fees, fields, and orange harvest.
01Volume goes in
02Bitcoin comes out
03The reserve grows
Frogichael Saylor approved
Field note 001
Corporate treasury, but make it agricultural.
We fixed MSTR.
MicroStrategy has a board. FARMSTR has a barn. Both chase Bitcoin; only one lets the internet do the farming.
“MSTR is FARMSTR with extra steps.”
— Frogichael Saylor, Chief Harvest OfficerThe machinery
From weeds to wheat.
Every trade feeds a simple loop. Activity funds the harvest; the harvest strengthens the field.
Tax
A slice of activity is routed to the protocol harvest—plain, visible, automatic.
Programmatic irrigationHarvest
The protocol converts fees into WBTC and grows the reserve over time.
Orange crops only
$FARMSTR volume→Protocol fee→
WBTC reserve→Permanent harvest
Institutional-grade agriculture
Choose your treasury vehicle.
One has quarterly calls. The other has a tractor.
Feature
MSTR
FARMSTR
Chief executiveMichael Saylor
Frogichael Saylor
Primary machineryConvertible notes
Reserve tractor
Board meetingsFar too many
Absolutely none
CropCommon stock
Orange coins
Ticker has vowelsNo
Also no
Farm-grown treasury asset
$FARMSTR
Crop yield may vary. Conviction should not.
Farm gate / Pre-launch
The field is being prepared.
Contract address, supply, launch time, and verified links will appear here when the crop is ready. Nothing invented. Nothing hidden.
- Ticker
- $FARMSTR
- Chain
- Solana
- Total supply
- 1 billion
- Reward crop
- WBTC
- Dev first buy
- 2.5%
- Contract
- Not deployed
No presale link is live. Verify every address through official FARMSTR channels.
Field manual
Read before operating heavy machinery.
Is FARMSTR affiliated with Strategy or Michael Saylor?+
No. FARMSTR is an independent internet-native project and a work of satire.
Where is the contract address?+
It has not been published. This page will only show an address once it is final and verified.
What does the reserve mechanism do?+
The intended loop converts part of protocol activity into WBTC held by the reserve. Final mechanics will be documented before launch.